Even though its Ironic that the ENTIRE country was on HIGH Alert on the eve of Mahatma Gandhi's Birthday - today was possibly India's Biggest Landmark verdict (or so they say) - the Ayodhya Issue. Today the internet was rampant with varied and interesting thought about the verdict, our country and India in general. Some made me laugh, and the other made me think. Just do a search with the :#Ayodhya tag on twitter you'll find plenty.This is a compilation of some of my favorites from the unified madness that ensued on twitter today
- Disclaimer - the below are NOT my thoughts and are tweets by tweeters from around the country.
(ive given credit wherever I could trace back the tweets)
The Funny Ones.
- The High Court verdict (if true) is basically the very Indian "Abeyaar, everyone pliss adjust".
- Supreme court says #ayodhya idols cannot be removed. Can we atleast remove indian idol?
- Overheard BMC official: If this was in Mumbai, we would have given FSI of 5, and extra 3 for parking. Everyone would have more land.
- There seems to b some confusion on which among Kalmadi, Reddy brothers and Khurana got the last third land
- Judge: Verdict will be here any minute now..almost there..Here it comes.. Kalmadi: Woohoo! Everyone's distracted! *buys more toiletpaper* thetanmay
- So it's Ram's birthplace because of "overwhelming Hindu beliefs in it". Quick world! Believe in a rain of breasts! NOW! It'll become true
- No need to panic yet people. As expected the verdict is one confusing floozy. Will take till next year for people to figure it out and riot.
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I'm glad this is happening now. So we can move on with what's really important. Bigg Boss starts Sunday 9pm. Yeehaw. b50 - 1/3rd for Hindus, 1/3rd for Muslims and 1/3rd Management quota.
- Everyone is going on with their business like everyday in chennai! Absolutely doesnt matter here?
- Allahabad High Court shuld have loaded thr website with ads... they would have become millionaire
- So Ram was born in Ayodhya. Big deal. I was born in Mumbai. Better city. I want Colaba for my temple. Any challengers?
- Okay so the #Ayodhya verdict is that it's going to be divided into three parts. One's running Android, One iOS and one Symbian. Wait, what?
- BREAKING NEWS: Ayodhya now only computer in the world that has 1/3 GB Ram.
- That's why I like newspapers. No one yells out the news at the top of their voices. I'll wait for tomorrow's papers
- Lawyers behaving like the vaanar sena.
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Looks like a swarm of penguins has attacked the Allahabad HC. Where is batman when you need him?? -
I think it is good that a decision has been made, even if fragmented.Appeal or not, Kamasutra wins, - Once again, Indian Christians get NOTHING! Wake up sheeple!! How long will this go on... WHY!
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That female judge screaming her lungs out on TV looks very very scary. iphonefresh - paayi is per disco bana do.kaun jata hai mandir masjid aaj kal.
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Wait? The verdict was for the BABRI MASJID?! I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO LALIT MODI! - 8000pages judgement? Not sure if someone got time to read thro all to understand. :)
- Anyone willing to split a Pizza three-ways with me in celebration of the verdict? dharmeshG
- someone just told me "Ayodhya needs a night club" over gtalk.. aDeSe
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100 Black & White coats yelling. Like watching march of the penguins, except 2000 penguins are softer. I christen this cartoon "Crappy Feet"thevirdas - So, if they agree to build a mall at Ayodhya, what should they name it? dharmeshG:
- So the High Court just said, "Can't we all just get along" in legalese? madmanweb
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Why do these judges sit on bench..?? I mean c'mon we re not that much poor. Give atleast SOFA instead of bench. TheAngrezJailer: - Poor Allahbad High Court. After this, everyone will forget it, & it'll fall into a ruinous life of cocaine & cheap reality show appearances mojorojo
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About 2 lakh jawans deployed in UP. Just how many more men can Mayawati handle?! Phew. DJ_Jasmeet - did you hear the one where Kalmadi walks into a bar, the bartender says FUCK YOU! dharmeshG
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Mere samne waali khidki mein, ek Nirmohi Akhara rehta hai madmanweb -
Ram gets 1/3rd, Hanuman gets 1/3rd, Sita gets screwed as usual MumbaiCentral -
Threesomes. That's the way we indians do it ;) nikhilv
The Angry Ones.
- Okay, yay for the land and all that, but here's a thought; Shit broke that day. WHO THE FUCK DID IT?
- Mayati requested for more Jawans. She won! RT @sunayanasuresh
- Why on earth is it going to an akhara? We don't need any more pehalwans!'Bastards!
- This in not a a match! Don't say "we won". CHILL THE FUCK OUT!
- It took 60 years for the court to announce that the land should be divided between Hindus and Muslims? A mother would have decided this too.
- all freaks twitting in unison on some heresy topic...charlesblore
- Some moron journalist trying to push a mobile phone down Ravi Shankar Prasad's throat to get his "exclusive" - even as he is speaking.
- Will somebody shut Ravi Shankar Prasad up! He's going to piss a lot of people off with this bs religion talk.
- Judiciary is made a joke of...strange jokers wearing black coats are shouting...is this the way to announce a verdict? #fuckingshameful
- these lawyers are from one side. They've broken the protocol shamelessly.SashG
- "Terrible pictures" only with the lawyers there, Barkha? What of the 100s of journalists trying to jump on those four lawyers? @bdutt
- Stop flashing the V sign. Start displaying the "We" sign for all Indians. iphonefresh Amit Bhowmik
- People... do not get confused between "Mobs" and "Moobs". They are two different things...although both can be life threatening !!
Fuck you Ram Lalla types. Show that kind of affection to your daughters, who aren't mythical creatures but made of flesh and blood.
The Ones with a different Take
- I'm feeling more sad that a 16th century mosque with awesome acoustics was demolished. Man the parties we could have had there.
- The talking heads on the channels think dismissal of Sunni Wakf board is strange. They have a problem with statute of limitations?
- So going to temple means u r not secular? Which shrine will u go to out of 3? sohamshah
- Its time for three! Prayer, celebration, solidarity!
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Allahabad high court should have implemented adsense. They could have made some chai paani from ayodhya verdict - Che che. Embarrassed that I've succumbed to #ayodhya nd am tweeting crap.
- Way to not incite violence. Keep repeating "This has been proved to be Ram's Janmasthan." Lawyers very triumphant about it.
- Babri Masjid falls down...and 18 years later...the Allahabad High Court website crashes down! 1AmAisha:
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www.allahabadhighcourt.in doesn't open, and www.rjbm.nic.in is "underconstruction". Like Ayodhya, they're also demolished sites diogeneb
- Like feathered oysters, squabbling over a pearl
- This looks like a political verdict and not like a correct verdict. How can the land be partitioned as if its a ones property.
- The Ayodhya verdict is just what the secularist ordered. Equal portion of land to all parties solves the 60-yr-old problem.
- India fails while the world watches.
- I find this a landmark judgement. 3 way division is the best in the worst circumstances
- This live press briefing is a circus. Can't make out anything. iphonefresh
- Rajdeep Sardesai: "so lets move from Peepli live to #Ayodhya live for this one day." themovingcloud
- Is it Ram Lalla or Ram L'allah?
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This is fantastic. Everyone is going to approach the SC. Nobody is happy. Right now the HC is the common enemy.shilparathnam -
So this Allahabd high court website. Do you have to register with full details so they can spam your phone when the bulk sms restart? flyyoufools - Hey Kalmadi I know u delayed the verdict. It sure was u. Such a notty boy diverted all the media glare away didn't u.
- going to ignore the ayodhya verdict... i will focus on the internal fight on my couch. bono vs the kittens... who does the couch belong to? shaaqT
- 8600 pages? They could have just tweeted the verdict instead.GauravSaha
- At this juncture I would like to reiterate a point made by an old college lecturer: "Sabka malik fake hai." sidin
- I love this country. It's been five minutes, I don't know what's happening, but I just saw a swami on my screen.
- Verdict says those people who have left home for the day can get back to work now. All is well. HiteshMehta
